The USA Women’s Gymnastics Team Are Actually Robots


Seriously, they're full of circuits and what-not. Much love, Virgin Mobile

In 2012 the United States deployed a secret army of automatons

Fembots, devoid of emotion

They marched into battle

with robotic precision

and disdain for their human foes


Not programmed to feel pain

only to attack

with mechanical grace

superhuman capabilities

and the power to fly

They showed no mercy

and ate metals for fuel

They looked to the heavens

and worshipped their cruel master

the evil overlord

Their foes were afraid

Their judges were afraid

Their own parents were afraid

The robots of the 2012 US Women's Gymnastics Team

 So badass

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