Reasons A Twilight Fan Thinks “The Hunger Games” Will Bomb


This twihard weighs in on the latest tween fantasy novels to hit the silver screen.

1. No one sparkles.

2. Everyone is wearing a shirt. Like all the time almost.

3. Where are all the vampires?

4. What the hell kind of name is Katniss?

5. Twilight’s ridiculous love triangle is way more believable than Hunger Game’s ridiculous love triangle.

6. Seriously, post apocalyptic dystopia, or Pacific Northwest? I mean come, right?

7. Jacob

8. Is that Woody Harrelson? Um… ok.

9. Seriously, you guys! Our books are better!

10. Edward

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