Happy Birthday U.S.A.!
1. We've Only Had Two Kings
and they were awesome
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2. We Have The Best T-Shirts
it's like how I feel... in t-shirt form
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3. We're Understated
so we stand out
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4. But We Know How To Go Big
even when we shouldn't
5. Really Big
especially when we should
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6. We Start Everything
we birthed the blues, baby
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7. And Finish Strong

we won the cold war (and beat Drago)
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9. And The Coolest Boss
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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10. We Deep Fry Whatever You Got
our tagline should be, "F@#ck Your Arteries"
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11. We Play Our Own Game
Sundays in the U. S. of A.
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12. And We're Pretty Good At Theirs
World Cup 2014, Called it
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13. We Still Believe In Heroes
keep up the good work guys
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14. And Still Make Them
our armed services are a classy bunch that kicks ass all over the world
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15. And After All This Time, We Still Rock
it's Van Halen, not Van Hagar
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16. Still Know How To Party
from Bourbon Street to Main Street, the U.S.A. knows how to cut loose
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17. Still Got Muscle
Detroit still makes a mean machine
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18. Still Looking Good
salute the flag, boys
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19. Still Have The Best Ideas
genius
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20. Like, Really Really Good Ideas
not bad too
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24. FREEDOM!

25. FREEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMM!!!!!
San Dimas high school football rules