A list of classical music tones that came out of your NES and got in your earhole and never got out.
1.Castlevania - I basically hum this all day while I whip stuff.
2. Kid Icarus - This digital sonic masterpiece brought me to close to the sun.
3. Demon Sword - It only sounds like the harsh wails of your enemies when you close your eyes. Don’t close your eyes.
4. Final Fantasy - It’s the soundtrack to the first (but not the last) time you didn’t kiss a girl.
5. Kung Fu - This song makes me want to kick some shin.
6. Skate or Die - Sometimes death is the only option.
7. Super Mario Bros. - Get up and dance. DANCE!
8. Ghosts ‘N Goblins - I still hear this every time I see a cemetery. Makes funerals more fun!
9. The Legend Of Zelda - It’s what you hear in your head every time you have sex, and you know it.
10. Rush’n Attack - The best non-bluegrass chase music of all time.










